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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

drugs.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Women's rights.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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