- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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