- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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