- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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