- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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