Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

thumb_up thumb_down -16

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops