- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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