- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

knock knock come in !

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