- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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