How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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