- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Tilt your screen back .

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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