When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Cripples are lame.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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