whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

woman's rights

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

guess what what ...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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