Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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