Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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