- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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