- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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