A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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