Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Title IX

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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