What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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