- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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