- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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