What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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