Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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