- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Your big dick.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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