1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Hi

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Do the roar!

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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