- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man walks into a vagina

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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