- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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