- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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