- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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