- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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