What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Whats green? The color green.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Fat? Jesse Z

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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