What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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penis. nuff said.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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