you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Chris is hairy

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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