Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

salad days!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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