Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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