- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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