why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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