- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A jew enters a mall.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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