- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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