Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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