Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Everybody will die

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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