A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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