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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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