- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

homosexual rights to marriage

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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