Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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