THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

read me write me

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A lot eh?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops