There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Dumb

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

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