whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A storm be brewin!

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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