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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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