- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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