- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A praying mantis is very graceful

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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