Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Phew... it's gone.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Who is big and stupid My brother

No it doesnt..

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I have an idea! You leave.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

what goes boo a sock

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

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