Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Maths.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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AIDS

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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