I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What is green and slow Grass.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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