Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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alert('The Game')

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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