- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

That is so fetch

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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