Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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