What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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