- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

miha kako si?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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