why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Tucker Rivera

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Guest what in the butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Anti Joke

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