What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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One, two, three, four and five

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how much fish could a chicken

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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