A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Eric is gay Ha

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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