Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

BIG PENIS

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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