The Charlotte Bobcats

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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