why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Anti Joke

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