A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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