- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Kevin and Ramin

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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