- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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