- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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