What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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