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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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I hate blackniggers

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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