- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Women.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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