- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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