- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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