- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

One, two, three, four and five

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Dumbledore dies.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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