- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Nobody cares maddie!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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