- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My Nan, that is all.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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