What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why? Because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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