Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Neither did she.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Sex

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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