- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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