Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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