What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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