- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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