how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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