A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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