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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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