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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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