Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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