- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Who wants water? I do.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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