- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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