What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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