- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Golf.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Jordan is pregant

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Michael Brown

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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