- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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