- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Tunechi

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

I? Everett

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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