- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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