Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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