I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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autistic kids rock

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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