- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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