- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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