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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock. Shut up.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Emily Walker.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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