- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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