- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

* anti-punchline

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Your mom.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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