- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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