- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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