Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Who invented apple? God

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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