What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

thumb_up thumb_down -28

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops