Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What's just not right? Left

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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