What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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SEX

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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