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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

a man checks his mypsace

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Women's Rights.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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