Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Women's professional sports

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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