- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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