Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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