What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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