black people

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what's up? my penis.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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