- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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