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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Poker face

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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