- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Refridgerator.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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