how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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