whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

like if your cool

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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