How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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