- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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