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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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