- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Ain't idn't a word.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom went to college

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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