What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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A bar walks into a man

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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