- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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