Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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