What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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