- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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