- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats worse than suicide? death

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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