Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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