Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

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