- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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