- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

whats green and slimy? green slim

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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