Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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