A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Anti Joke

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