- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Women's Rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A man walks into a bar

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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