- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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